guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
