did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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