How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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