why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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