i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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