Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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