Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just had sex on a roof
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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