is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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