everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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