Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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