Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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