I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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