Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
not ubering you a puppy
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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