If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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