So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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