What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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