i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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