so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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