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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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