And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think people are normalizing furries
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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