I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE