Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.