it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??