Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.