there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You're like the curious george of whores
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.