Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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