i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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