dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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