Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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