Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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