I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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