but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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