On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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