And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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