But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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