Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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