hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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