chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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