butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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