ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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