whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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