He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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