The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
