I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You can't special order awesome
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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