I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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