the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i out mim tonsoeep
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