We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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