It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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