It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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