I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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