She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You dont lie about slip and slides
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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