i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
