she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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