My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Brb crying the tears of my youth
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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