You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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